Have you ever seen these shoes that promise to tone your legs while you shop? OMG doesn't that just sound like every babe's dream? *eye roll* Not only do we think that these babies a load of BS, we’re yet to see a pair that look cooler than your Grandma’s super comfy old lady shoes.
Infomercials Beware: Things that vibrate, wiggle and jiggle.
Ever got home from a night out and sat down in front of the TV to eat your McDonalds…(wait - we mean super healthy, natural and delicious Health Lab protein balls) and all that was on was the infomercials? Well babe, BEWARE! Some fancy belt contraption that vibrates to give you abs in 8 minutes probably sounds like a great idea when you’re a few glasses of bubbly deep... but we’re thinking if they actually worked our whole population would be walking around looking like Tash Oakley… So save your pennies and perhaps invest in an actual gym membership.
Weight Loss Pills
Pop a pill, look like the model on the ad who just “can’t believe it actually worked!?!!” Don't get scammed by being a lazy babe!
Meal Replacement Shakes
Meal replacement shakes have been known to work, yes. However, the success is normally short lived for the simple fact that humans enjoy food and eating and this kind of lifestyle isn’t realistic to maintain long-term. If some hot babe wants to take you out to dinner at a fancy restaurant, are you going to whip out your strawberry shake while he feasts on sashimi and sushi? We sure hope not.
Cutting down your food intake because you’re too lazy to exercise
You buy fancy kitchen things that are going to inspire you to eat healthy
Spring time arrives and you decide right, I’m gonna get in shape and eat healthy. So you head to Kmart and buy a spectacular looking juicer that makes 10mLs of juice out of 10 pieces of fruit, a wacky grill of some sort which drains all the fat from your steak, and an air fryer because well chips that are healthy? Sign us up! And then after a couple of days of spending your whole life in the kitchen figuring out how to use and clean these things, you chuck them in the cupboard to collect dust and take up space. Want our advice? Got some pots, pans and a blender? You’ve got all you need, so no more excuses!